sariah/19
“Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.”
― Mikhail Bulgakov
dialga:

byebabysayonara:

themostwinchester:

morgskin:

Damn someone put shit all over the toilet seat

I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD I WILL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ANIMES/MANGAS EVER!!

the best anime for wiping your butt with

#you can’t wipe your ass with more shit though

#team average looking

manaphy:

romeo and juliet have a terrible relationship but at least straight couples dont equate themselves to punpun and aiko as much

2193 plays
Title: Love Is A Battlefield
Artist: Pat Benatar
Album: Live from Earth

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

if i run out of tortillas i can’t continue eating i’m lost without them

shinjukugewalt:

shoutout to those hard af shorties who have to deal with niggas randomly pickin them up

thats creepy af, u rly close to they nuts bite em

" I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. "

─ Voltaire (via verachtend)
1038 plays
Title: white people
Artist: avril lavigne
Album: damn
2003 plays
Title: True
Artist: Spandau Ballet
Album: True

Por si lo lees: Te extraño

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know